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Breakdance Music Conductor is the least likely occupation for a guy named Larry. The list of jobs that preceed BMC on Larry’s Hardhat List include but are not limited to sandwich artist, trapeze constructor and savings and loan officer. So it goes without saying that Larry Wolff must have had a tough go at it getting this album pressed. Maybe that’s why I found it still sealed 25 years after its debut in the used record bin at St. Vincent DePaul Thrift Store in St. Bernard.

The songs are so fun loving and catchy it’s really a shame they didn’t make it onto some kooky 80s movie soundtrack.  I could totally see Ralph Macchio poppin’ and lockin’ or maybe Moonwalkin’ to Boogie Bod during the arcade scene in Karate Kid. At least I think there was an arcade scene–is there an 80s movie that doesn’t include a gratuitous screen shot of Ms. Pac Man’s junk?  I mean this album is by Larry Wolff & The Streetbeaters.  Personally I cannot fathom a better artist name to be included on a soundtrack about kicking, punching and manwaxing.

Someone desperately needs to sample this for a new project or I just might keel over and die. I don’t want Larry’s trials and tribulations to have been for nothing.  LARRY WORKED TOO HARD DESTROYING MILK TOAST NAME ASSOCIATIONS, GOD DAMMIT!!!

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Tracklist

A1   Break It Up 3:35  
A2   Boogie Bod 4:15  
A3   Cultural Eclipse 3:55  
A4   Space Case 3:40  
B1   Moonwalkin’ 4:05  
B2   Barrio Break 3:55  
B3   Real Good 5:00  
B4   Heavy Action 3:23

5 Comments

  1. Was this entire album was the music for the in-between segments of ninja turtles arcade game?

    April! noooooooooooooooooo!
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2050/2617688596_d22841b735.jpg

  2. Was this entire album the*

  3. Yep, this is the entire album: a short and sweet 8 tracks. Thanks for visiting.

  4. April’s hair is awesome but what the hell is wrong with her leg?

  5. This Rules


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