I wish I had a personal tailor so that he could make me a double-breasted suit coat with the pattern from this album sleeve. The suit coat would also have 3/4 sleeves and big, I mean freakin’ huge, shoulders and probably some gold buttons…maybe even with anchors on them. Then I’d go to the salon and purchase all of the Paul Mitchell hair products they had from this chick:

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Then I’d hop into my all white 1985 Mercedes 500SL with the AMG Package:

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Finally I’d pop the Pet Shop Boys into my Dolby Noise Reduction-enabled Becker Grand Prix tape deck:

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And listen to the West End Girls Dance Mix as I cruised down a palm tree-lined boulevard:

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And with that my 80′s summer day fantasy would be complete.

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Click to Download West End Girls 12″ to MP3

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