
Did you know that this is the composition that killed Michael Jackson? I mean, of course, long before he was Michael Jackson. Before Michael Jackson was Michael Jackson he was Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Don’t believe me? Check out this list of irrefutable evidence set forth by “Ciarra” on the hard-hitting news site Lipstick Alley:
- Both were born the seventh child in a very musical family.
- Both later fell out with their father and went their own way. Mozart’s ambivalent attitude towards his father continued to dominate his private and professional life as an adult.
- Despite periods of great financial success, both were prone to extravagant over-spending and later struggled with debt.
- Both maintained a child-like personality in adulthood.
- Both enjoyed dressing flamboyantly and keeping a variety of pets.
That’s right, a variety of pets. Only the yet-to-be-born spirit of the King of Pop’s influence could have convinced Mozert to maintain a variety of pets. He probably had iguanas he brought to 18th century pubs in an unsuccessful bid to get laid. Maybe even a ferret…a really stinky one he found in a Hungarian cornfield. He most definitely had a face-eating chimp.

Mozart and his pet chimp Bubbles
Need more proof? The ULTIMATE proof?
“I’ve done a geometrical comparison between Mozart’s death mask and MJ. Aside from Michael’s reshaped nose and eyebrows, the facial geometry looks identical. I promise you this doesn’t work so neatly with, say, MJ and Beethoven!
(Or, for that matter, with the faces of Mozart and, let’s say, John Lennon.)” – Ciarra
You cannot fake facial geometry results. Can, not.

Brothers from a different century's mother.
Also, a scene from the film Amadeus, which portrays Wolfie composing his deathbed requiem opposite his supposed musicali mortali enemi.
