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Monthly Archives: August 2010

This post will, hopefully, sound an end to this site’s recent string of errors. What you see above you is a set of dead eyes saying bon voyage to CPU failure. They’re looking back at the hardships my laptop has endured while putting this site together: hours of pushing its processing power 2 da max during 24-bit/48khz vinyl recording sessions, the endless punishment hammered upon the backspace key while eliminating miles of grahamatical errors, and its shiny exterior tarnished by all matter of liquor, goo and protoplasms.

Lil’ Lindasue also brings us good will from the corner with a friendly country song and dance. She’s telling me, in dainty porcelain twang, that my Dell is on the brink of resurrection. No longer will I have to endure the continually sticking space bar on this hulking, second-string behemoth. This space bar that took my eyelashes during a keyboard-induced nervous breakdown.

And so, I’m bringing Moby’s “Porcelain” to Rebuilt Tranny’s Rat Rod Record Exchange to act as a sort of salve, administered through the ears to help cure the blisters on my fingers. The soothing piano and ethereal synth motions will guide myself, and you, dear reader, into a new era of musical bliss. You will experience new vinyl rips at higher sound quality than ever thought possible on compressed MP3 format. It’s going to be beautiful baby, just beautiful.

We just need to keep Moby’s creepy cranium out of our heads or we’ll be broken down twice as bad as before.

Oh no!

>>>Click here to download the Porcelain 12″ Single

Tracks:

A1 Porcelain (Clubbed To Death Variation By Rob Dougan) 6:36
Remix – Rob Dougan
A2 Porcelain (Album Version) 3:59
B1 Porcelain (Futureshock Remix) 8:35
Remix – Futureshock
B2 Porcelain (Futureshock Beats) 3:59
Remix – Futureshock

Let’s ease back into things here with a butt-ripping electroshock track from Mr. Hancock.  This post is a test to make sure that everything is working hunky dory on this monstrosity of a laptop.  So, if you encounter any flukes, nukes or watery pukes upon listening, please turn off your amplifier and notify Dr. T. Ranny immediately.

Furthermore, check out the music vid if you haven’t seen it before; it will creep the beat out your shit.

Finally, I’d  like to point out that Herbie Hancock used the Fairlight CMI synthesizer to bake this tasty cake. If you’re a follower of  this site you might remember that the Fairlight is the same $25,000 synth that L. Ron Hubbard butchered on his soundtrack to the book Battlefield Earth. However, Hancock is proof that the electronic Excalibur can do terribly delicious things if put in the right hands.

Bonus! I’ve included a second video to display Herbie’s ridiculous Fairlight crackskills. Also, I’d like to point out that he’s using JBL 4311b speakers in his studio, which is what I use in my hillbilly soundcubicle.

Click here to download  Herbie Hancock’s blasterpiece,”Rockit”

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