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Cats Complete Original Broadway Cast Recording

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Please take a moment to review the three following pieces of information. The first is a video from National Geographic explaining the barbed penis that’s common among all male felines.

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The second is a photograph of dance choreographer George Balanchine viciously hurling Mourka across his posh New York brownstone. This photograph was captured by the cold lens of dance photographer Martha Swope.

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cat abused

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The third is a promotional poster of the original Broadway cast of Cats. It was primarily displayed throughout the subway systems of New York City.

According to the New York Times, 20% of the performers you see here died of AIDS–all of them male. One male performer later died of a “cocaine overdose” shortly after receiving word he’d been given the role of Jean Valjean in Les Misérables.

This poster was also photographed by Martha Swope.

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The question I pose to you, dear reader, is who would have wanted the male cast members of Cats dead? Of course, the direct culprit is none other than Martha Swope.

But who was funding her devious mission? Who would have had the resources? Who would have viewed sexy, virile male cats as a threat?  Who had a barbed penis with which to fuck the innocent hopes and dreams of honest Americans?

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Photo taken during the planning stages of Operation Poison Dart. The whereabouts of Peanut and Sledgehammer are unknown.

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Click here to download Disc 1

Click here to download Disc 2

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BONUS SONG

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