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Cats Complete Original Broadway Cast Recording

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Please take a moment to review the three following pieces of information. The first is a video from National Geographic explaining the barbed penis that’s common among all male felines.

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The second is a photograph of dance choreographer George Balanchine viciously hurling Mourka across his posh New York brownstone. This photograph was captured by the cold lens of dance photographer Martha Swope.

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cat abused

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The third is a promotional poster of the original Broadway cast of Cats. It was primarily displayed throughout the subway systems of New York City.

According to the New York Times, 20% of the performers you see here died of AIDS–all of them male. One male performer later died of a “cocaine overdose” shortly after receiving word he’d been given the role of Jean Valjean in Les Misérables.

This poster was also photographed by Martha Swope.

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The question I pose to you, dear reader, is who would have wanted the male cast members of Cats dead? Of course, the direct culprit is none other than Martha Swope.

But who was funding her devious mission? Who would have had the resources? Who would have viewed sexy, virile male cats as a threat?  Who had a barbed penis with which to fuck the innocent hopes and dreams of honest Americans?

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Photo taken during the planning stages of Operation Poison Dart. The whereabouts of Peanut and Sledgehammer are unknown.

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Click here to download Disc 1

Click here to download Disc 2

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BONUS SONG

Play this at your party if you want Fun Fun, Fun Fun.

Click here to download Fun Fun

1. Bailo Bolero (Bolero Mix)9:20 with sexy vocals

2. Bailo Bolero (House Mix) 11:23 of sexy beats

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Hey, read first!

The following images are what your ears will see when listening to Chris & Cosey’s experimental masterpiece Trance. Play “Re-Education Through Labour” on the provided YouTube feed and ever so slowly scroll through the pictures. Make sure to use your headphones.

Juxtapose two images at a time as a pairing for the music. For example, how does seeing a googly-eyed Andy Griffith paired with a woman’s severed arms make you feel. Similarly, why did Mr. Griffith instruct a vulture to steal that darling child? Let your imagination run wild and take your time to extrapolate multiple ideas from each pairing and feel free to add or multiply inferences to the progression of photos on your way through the set.

Again, be sure to use your headphones, take your time, and really contemplate how the beat correlates to the animated gif’s visual tempo.

What does this all mean. Something? Nothing? Everything?

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>>>Click here to download Trance at 320kbps from vinyl

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Tracklist

A1 Cowboys In Cuba 5:36
A2 Lost 3:04
A3 The Giants Feet 6:22
A4 Impulse 2:23
B1 Re-Education Through Labour 7:07
B2 Secret 2:53
B3 Until 5:26
B4 The Gates Of Ancient Cities 4:28

Brazilian Music

The majority of this album is a genre of music called “axé”, which is a mixture of reggae, marcha, calypso, with a little bit of salsa. Axé hails from the city of Salvador in the Atlantic coastal state of Bahia in Brazil. You really only need to know one thing about Axé: it makes you feel like the guy on the lower left hand corner of the album’s cover.

"Deixe-nos dançar." Translation: "AWW HELL YEAH THIS IS MY JAM!"

Seriously, listen to any song on this album and try to sit still. No tapping the toes, no nodding the noggin, no flaring the nostrils. Complete and perfect stillness.

You can’t because it’s perfectly impossible to resist the Axé Effect. If you attempted a stationary position through Tânia Alves’ “Amor De Matar” your brain would end up boiling over through your ears and onto the the floor in a squishy puddle, upon which your roommate would perform the following dance maneuvers:

Yes, this album will make you shake your ass. Hard. I recommend inspecting any and all rivets that unite your badonk and pelvis before listening to Tempo De Bahia. If you don’t your bum bum could wiggle off completely, bounce down the hall, through the front door, down to the Greyhound station, and on its way to picking up a gig as a roadie on the El Debarge comeback tour. Frightening, yes, but entirely plausible.

I can’t help but feel a bit worried that this album will cause all sorts of problems once released upon the sedentary people of the United States. Americans have never used the muscles exhibited in the first video. They know how to line dance and mosh. If they’re feeling really wild they can opt to Jump On It. That’s it.

If this shit ever goes mainstream (which is very likely since it’s on the wildly popular Rebuilt Tranny’s Rat Rod Record Exchange) we’re going to see a 2,000,000,000% increase in hip, elbow, knee, and spinal dislocations in this country. 90% of of the workforce will be bedridden from axé-related injuries.  Almost the entire population will be without their life-giving Fourth Meals. How will Americans get their daily ration of bovine binders of extenders? It’s best not to visualize such horrors.

But would it be worth the complete loss of Crunchwrap Supremes for these sweet Brazilian jams? Naturalmente.

>>>Click here to download Tempo De Bahia at 320kbps

Tracklist

A1 Celso Bahia - Neguinhos 4:32
A2 Novos Baianos*  - Besta É Tu 4:24
A3 Moraes Moreira - Do Caribe 3:31
A4 Muzenza - Jamaica No Peito 2:56
A5 Chiclete Com Banana - I Love Chiclete 4:07
A6 Geronimo - Lambada Da Delicia 3:12
B1 Tânia Alves - Amor De Matar 4:16
B2 Banda Mel - Bagdá 4:29
B3 Laranja Mecânica - Mama África 4:57
B4 Missinho - Ouro De Orumila 2:59
B5 Moraes Moreira - Preta Pretínha 5:08
B6 Ara Ketu - Semente Da Memória 3:48

 

Steve Perry Katy Perry Journey Don't Stop Believin'

When I was a little kid I hated Journey. This was mostly because I couldn’t understand why their lady singer had such a raspy, masculine voice.

"Steve Perry" "Katy Perry" Journey "Don't Stop Believin'" download vinyl mp3 320kbps

Steve Perry: Biological mother of Katy Perry

We misuse and underestimate the raw power of the first song on this album: “Don’t Stop Believin”. Yes, it works well as a crowd pleaser and pumper. But I’m certain it could do something truly awesome if harnessed in the correct fashion. Let’s think of something with great potential that’s just bumbling around, waiting for a good kick in the pants.

Ok, so NASA’s a prime example. They haven’t designed and built a new manned space vehicle since 1981. Seriously, they’ve been dicking around for nearly 30 years on a new space buggy. And there’s no new vehicle in sight. So, how do we fix this?

No, we don’t play this song over and over to a bunch of rocket scientists in hopes it’ll inspire a cheap, efficient design in six months. No, we do things simple. Something that’s completely obvious when you think about it.

1. Remove 50 square feet of heat shield material from the recently decommissioned Discovery space shuttle.

2. Attach heat shield material to a NASA space suit.

3. Attach heat shield to a pair of B&W Nautilus Speakers, dual McIntosh MC2KW 2,ooo Watt Amps, 100,000 laptop batteries, a pre-amp and an MP3 Player of your choice–as long as it’s is preloaded with a vinyl rip of Journey’s “Escape” LP from Rebuilt Tranny Records.

Super Thrust

4. Attach space suit to sound system with especially strong twine.

5. Insert astronaut or convicted white-collar criminal into space suit.

6. Point the entire conglomeration of man and metal toward Mars.

7. Start “Don’t Stop Believin’” on the system.

8. Crank system to 11.

9. Run away before your guts melt.

10. Pause momentarily to watch the astronaut/convict blast through the Earth’s atmosphere on a pure beam of Journey energy.

11. Continue running.

>>>Click here to download Escape at 320 kbps

Tracklist

A1 Don’t Stop Believin’ 4:10
A2 Stone In Love 4:25
A3 Who’s Crying Now 5:01
A4 Keep On Runnin’ 3:39
A5 Still They Ride 3:48
B1 Escape 5:15
B2 Lay It Down 4:13
B3 Dead Or Alive 3:20
B4 Mother, Father 5:28
Written-By – M. Schon*
B5 Open Arms 3:21
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