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Did you know that this is the composition that killed Michael Jackson? I mean, of course, long before he was Michael Jackson. Before Michael Jackson was Michael Jackson he was Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Don’t believe me? Check out this list of irrefutable evidence set forth by “Ciarra” on the hard-hitting news site Lipstick Alley:

  • Both were born the seventh child in a very musical family.
  • Both later fell out with their father and went their own way. Mozart’s ambivalent attitude towards his father continued to dominate his private and professional life as an adult.
  • Despite periods of great financial success, both were prone to extravagant over-spending and later struggled with debt.
  • Both maintained a child-like personality in adulthood.
  • Both enjoyed dressing flamboyantly and keeping a variety of pets.

 

That’s right, a variety of pets. Only the yet-to-be-born spirit of the King of Pop’s influence could have convinced Mozert to maintain a variety of pets. He probably had iguanas. Maybe even a ferret…a really stinky one he found in a Hungarian cornfield.

Need more proof? The ULTIMATE proof?

“I’ve done a geometrical comparison between Mozart’s death mask and MJ. Aside from Michael’s reshaped nose and eyebrows, the facial geometry looks identical. I promise you this doesn’t work so neatly with, say, MJ and Beethoven!
(Or, for that matter, with the faces of Mozart and, let’s say, John Lennon.)” – Ciarra

You cannot fake facial geometry results. Can, not.

Brothers from a different century's mother.

>>>Click here to download the masterpiece that Mozart, in a personal letter to his librettist Lorenzo da Ponte, referred to as his very own ”funeral song” in grave anticipation at his suspicious death at the age of 35.

Also, a scene from the film Amadeus, which portrays Wolfie composing his deathbed requiem opposite his supposed musicali mortali enemi.

The album cover was altered to say Wendy after Carlos underwent sex reassignment surgery. Note that cartoon Carlos is still male.

There are a lot of tasty fun facts about Walter Carlos. First off, he was the she that composed the Clockwork Orange soundtrack. The second is that Walter, later Wendy, is the only Father and Mother of Electronic Music. However, the most mysterious tid bit that stuck out in the hard-hitting Wikipedia article about Carlos was two curious words: Faraday Cage.

"Scientist" in a tiny, tiny Faraday Cage.

Scientific pursuits for the benefit of mankind.

A Faraday Cage is a special room that’s typically used to protect electronic devices such as industrial computer equipment from outside sources of electronic interence like lightning strikes or power surges. The Faraday Cage comes in handy for NASA when maintaining Tom Hanks’ neuronet processor during his bi-annual checkup. And, as the previous photo illustrates, it’s critical for protecting fedora-donning dumb dumbs from homemade tesla coils.

 As any audiophile will tell you, the foundation of solid sound is clean electricity. Improper grounding and interference from appliances sucking your Jiggawatts can really throw a monkeybone into gears of the best-planned stereo system.

One of my apartments in Clifton during my college days had ungrounded outlets. This really played havoc on my home theater’s subwoofer by causing the most terrible buzzthumping. The only remedy was continually lassoing the connective cable around my apartment until it meshed with the friendly electromagnetic frequency of the day. Or something like that.

Getty Images just spit in your mom's hair. Pictured is Walter pre-op.

On her website Carlos’ explains how her NYC neighbor’s mood lighting would mess with her home studio recordings:

Oh, yes, those are the remote controls for the various tape machines that you see on the far left, and just above, on the meter housing for the console, is a pair of Phase Linear Autocorrelators. These were a pretty decent single ended noise reduction devices that we had to use during the late 70′s due to power buzzes that came from the light dimmers in the brownstone next door (not amusing). I’d nearly forgotten about that nightmare, since (as I just mentioned) the console is now immune to such things, and the new studio, in being a genuine Faraday Cage (conductive walls, ceiling and floor, tied to common ground) is truly free from essentially all external signal contaminants.  

Carlos' Frankensteinian Sound Cruncher

Just imagine Wendy flipping her shit as she went through countless wires trying to figure out which one was the harbinger of the dreaded analog buzz. However, she couldn’t freak out too hard because violent convulsions might, ahem, rip out the stiches that kept her womanhood roaring.

So basically Carlos was and is a mad scientist. She still toils her hours away by torturing electronic equipment into screaming the desired tone in her gigantic, eletronically-inert box. But we shouldn’t fear her for, as you will see after listening to By Request, the ends justify the end. And that’s always what’s most important…right?

Wendy Carlos: The Original Rebuilt Tranny

Wendy Carlos: The Original Rebuilt Tranny

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Tracklist

A1   Three Dances From “Nutcracker Suite” 5:20  
A2   Dialogues For Piano And 2 Loudspeakers 4:00  
A3   Episodes For Piano And Electronic Sound 5:50  
A4   Geodesic Dance (Electronic Etude) 3:21  
A5   Brandenburg Concerto No. 2 In F Major 5:50  
B1   “Little” Fugue In G Minor 3:44  
B2   What’s New, Pussycat? 2:05  
B3   Eleanor Rigby 2:06  
B4   Wedding March 1:12  
B5   Pompous Circumstances 12:00

 

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After the Space Jazz post I figured everyone needed an antidote for music poisoning. So, feast upon the awesome glory of Bach’s genius spewed forth from a massive collection of pipes. And don’t go thinking, “Organs are only for church. I hate church. How am I supposed to get drunk on that little thimble of wine. God, this is retarded.” Just don’t because you’re wrong and that’s final.

E. Power Biggs, yes that is his real name, and his Flentrop Organ will make you weep with joy and blow your face off–at the same time.

Side Note: If you’re a Cincinnati local you have to check out the symphonic concert organ series at Cincinnati Museum Center at Union Terminal. There are almost 4,000 organ pipes hidden within the old ticket booths in the big domed rotunda. Why does it need so many pipes? Well, the 1929 E.M. Skinner Symphonic Concert Organ, which is wheeled into the center of the dome, is able to reproduce the sounds present in a full orchestra. Brass, strings, woodwinds, double woodwinds, superbrass, sonic booms…they’re all present. So basically one guy has complete control over an entire symphony and it’s really quite absurd. Plus when the organist hits the low notes the windows at the front of the dome rattle like hell. It’s like a baby earthquake. You can find more info and a schedule here.

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 You’ll probably recognize this video as the theme from The Phantom of the Opera. Just put that stupid mask out of your head and absorb this song’s demonic splendor. It goes up, down, around and even a little bit inside. Listening to it’s exhausting…imagining the difficulty of playing the damn thing’s truly mindblowing. Don’t even get me started on analyzing the mind that produced it. Jesus.

Update: The following features a different recording of Toccata and Fugue in D Minor (the one off the album is about 2 billion times better) but this does a good job of visualizing the ridiculous fingerwork involved in the piece. Enjoy!

 Flentrop Organ Specifications

HOOFDWERK (Hauptwerk)

Prestant – 8′

Roerfluit – 8′

Octaaf – 4′

Speelfluit – 4′

Nasard – 2-2/3′

Vlakfluit – 2′

Terts – 1-3/5′

Mixtuur – IV Rks

RUGPOSITIEF (Positiv)

Holpijp – 8′

Prestant – 4′

Roerfluit – 4′

Gemshoorn – 2′

Quint – 1-1/3′

Mixtuur – II Rks

Kromhoorn – 8′

BORSTWERK (Brustwerk)

Zingend

Gedekt – 8′

Koppelfluit – 4′

Prestant – 2′

Sifflet – 1′

Cymbel – 1 Rk

PEDAAL (Pedal)

Bourdon – 16′

Prestant – 8′

Gedekt – 8′

Fluit – 4′

Mixtuur – III Rks

Fagot – 16′

Trompet – 8′

 

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This is the album that shepherded me into the rolling knolls of Vinyl Hunters Valley. This is because it causes the most mysterious synaptic firings within my squishy grey matter. Makes my temples swell with a pleasing uneasiness. Causes mysterious pockets within my loins to quake and flutter. 

It's my HEAD, Schwartz, it's MY HEAD!

OK, so basically I have no idea what it does to me but I’m certain it transmits some sort of ultrasonic frequency that says, “GO ON EBAY AND BUY A TURNTABLE RIGHT NOW. NOT LATER, NOW. TURN OFF COPS, YOU’VE SEEN THIS EPISODE, GUY, BUY ONE NOW.” So I did and never looked back. 

Despite the fact that I love, love, love this album I’ve been avoiding reviewing it here because it’s difficult to capture the essence with letters. Most stereoponies love to saddle the “Trip Hop” label onto this album but that does it no justice whatsoever. That term conjures the visions of hippies listening to hip hop, smoking a big J and spouting, “whoa man this rap groove is, like, so trippy. It’s totally gnarring my buzz, man.” While this album will most likely multiply and sassify marijuana-induced intoxication it’s so unfair to tie it to pot culture. Endtroducing would never, EVER get caught dead in patchwork corduroy pants. 

Our youth are under attack.

Other bucking vinylbroncos like to describe  the album by mentioning Endtroducing’s ingredients: hip hop, jazz, psychedelia, movie dialogue, television show trialogue, percussion samples etc. However none of these phonocowboys can ever really capture this wild one.  True, you get a flavor of each along the winding train ride through British Columbia that is Endtroducing but it’s so much more than bits and pieces. It’s like describing your favorite pizza to a friend and saying, “Yeah man I had this awesome food today it was, like, a bit of tomato, flour, a touch of salt and some, like, I think cheese.” Those ingredients are all fine and good but separately they wouldn’t do an Adriatico’s Bearcat Pizza justice just like calling this album a fusion of genres is a crime. The sum is much greater than the parts. 

I think, maybe, this album is like watching the most beautiful little bubble you ever saw. You can watch it dance on the wings of an invisible wind but as soon as you try to capture the damn thing in your hands it’s gone. You’ve taken your dirty little paws and ruined such a magical, delicate thing. You should be ashamed of yourself. We were all having such a wonderful time watching that little orb. Next time chill out, stop trying to bottle it up and just behold its angelic splendor while the gettin’s good. 

"From listening to records I just knew what to do...mainly I taught myself. And you know I did pretty well...there were a few mistakes that I have just recently cleared up. I'd just like to continue to be able to express myself as best as I can. I feel like I have a lot of work to do still. I'm a student of the drums and I'm also a teacher of the drums too. And I would like to be able to continue to let what is inside of me, which comes from all of the music that I hear, I'd like for that to come out, and it's like it's not really me...the music's coming through me."

What’s truly incredible about Endtroducing is how it was composed. You have to remember that this was created in 1996 and if anyone even had a laptop it could maybe hold a gigabyte of files, if you were lucky and rich. In addition, music manipulation software like AudioMulch or Adobe Audition hadn’t been invented yet. So, Shadow had to use an Akai MPC-60 music sampler/beat machine to cut, splice, and melt his tracks together. If you then take into consideration exactly how much trial and error of listening to thousands of big vinyl discs it took to find the necessary sounds for the album it becomes evident that either a miracle was performed in the making of Endtroducing or Shadow’s some sort of DJ genius. I prefer to believe the latter, especially after taking watching the following video. 

 

So if you haven’t heard this album, regardless of what music you’re into, you need to get in the boat and get your float on. If you’re a fan you can always use a higher quality rip. And, if you really want to get deep, pick up the vinyl and take a voyage into the continental divide…of your mind!!!! 

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Traditional history tells that this ballet is something of a rabble rouser. Apparently when Stravinsky’s The Rite of Spring premiered on May 29, 1913 at the Théâtre des Champs-Élysées in Paris it incited a full-blown riot. As the story goes, early 20th century Europeans simply weren’t ready for such radical orchestral debauchery. The syncopation, the amelodic jaunts through the underbrush, the virgins performing fatal pirouettes to the tune of violently stabbing strings were all too much.

Stravinsky’s own description of the piece sums up why everyone was so riled: ” I saw in imagination a solemn pagan rite: sage elders, seated in a circle, watched a young girl dance herself to death. They were sacrificing here to propitiate the god of Spring.” I mean these people were expecting Swan Lake and they got Mad Max and the Thunderdome. The French still hold Mel Gibson responsible to this day.

Dancing pleases dragon. Spring comes again.

Reportedly all hell broke loose at the theatre almost immediately. Men were fist fighting in the aisles, Dandies were slapping each other with soft leather gloves…giggling wildly upon each blow, and full-figured women in corsets fainted in their seats, only to be revived by comically large Chinese fans. It was an eruption of pissed off Parisians that lasted until World War I began over a year later.

Ok, so not really. It only lasted one night at the premiere. And no one really knows the exact reason why it ruffled so many feathers. Some say it was because Stravinsky’s movement was too avant garde for the simple minds of the time. Others say it’s a reflection of the contentious atmosphere that permeated every level of European society in the days leading up to The Great War.

Violin and Bassoon Proof Masks

However, I believe that the real catalyst could have been something really stupid. If you get enough drunk assholes together in one location a single spark can fuel an inferno. All it takes is for a college team from Michigan to win or lose a title game and half of the Midwest goes aflame. Similarly, one butt rock douchebag can have a sore throat and downtown Montreal will turn into a pile of broken glass and broken French Canadians. Yes, I’m talking about you Axel Rose. I hate your guts.

People just love burning couches and throwing ‘bos for little or no reason.

That car was a Buckeyes fan.

So I’m thinking that the Rites of Spring Riot really wasn’t the significant social turning point that historians want it to be. What probably happened is that the concession stands didn’t serve vodka, only merlot, and Stravinsky completely flipped his wig. In typical Russian alcoholic fashion he proceeded to insult the general dress and physical appearance of everyone in line around him.

This incensed a few French fellows quite intensely. One guy in particular totally starting raging because he just had his mustache waxed and it looked so badass. I mean it was totally curled and everything like Captain Hook in the movie Hook, starring Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman, but like ten, no a hundred times cooler. Consequently he started to roll up his sleeves and in his haste one cuff link went flying.

This little bugger flew approximately 15 yards out toward the lobby and into some poor sap’s wine glass which caused red wine to spill on Baron Du Champ’s mistress’s new powder blue evening dress and boom, the shit hit the fan.

So Stravinsky really did cause the riot but not because he moved the audience musically…he was just a real big jerk with a drinking problem.

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This album consists of songs that weren’t actually in the movie but rather “inspired” by it. I have a feeling that these tracks were considered for the original score but Kubrick didn’t have quite enough room. It’s a shame because the songs in Vol. 2 are quite good. So, you can consider this collection an excellent supplementary B-Side set to the original, if you so desire. I have to admit I prefer Vol. 2 to the original because the songs have a darker, deep space feel. More insane warp tunnel/Spacebaby, less space station/moon base.

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Tracks with descriptions from album cover:

 1. Richard Strauss – Also Sprach Zarathustra

This selection composted by Richard Strauss is heard at the opening of the motion picture “2001: A Space Odyssey” Karl Böhm conducts the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra.

2. Leo Delibes – Coppélia

(This) was composed by Leo Delibes and conducted by Herbert von Karajan and the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra. As in the film. Mr. von Karajan’s performance conveys the feeling of the graceful rocket ships speeding through space.

3. György Ligeti – Lontano

Ligeti’s contribution to the music in “2001:” was very important. This selection, which does not appear in the film, was conducted by Ernest Bour and the Südwestfunk Orchestra.

4. Anton Webern – Entflieht Auf Leichten Kähnen

Written by one of the innovators of modern music with words by Stefan George. It is performed by Clytus Gottwald and the Stuttgart Schola Cantorum, who performances also appeared in the motion picture.

5. Richard Strauss – Waltzes From Der Rosenkavalier

Karl Böhm conducts the Berlin Philharmonic. Again, spacious music for outer space.

6. Richard Strauss – Thus Sprach Zarathustra (Part 2)

Additional exciting music from Richard Strauss symphonic poem from the original recording by Karl Böhm and the Berlin Philharmonic.

7. György Ligeti – Volumina

Performed by organist Karl-Erik Welin. This impressive Ligeti music give the feeling of rushing through space.

8. Aram Khachaturian – Berceuse

From Khachaturian’s “Gayne Ballet Suite.” This was conducted by Gennadi Rozhdestvensky and the Leningrad Philharmonic Orchestra. Both the conductor and the composer were well represented in the motion picture.

9. György Ligeti – Requiem

This is another part of Ligeti’s Requiem,” a portion of which appeared in the original film. This, however, is performed by the Hessian Symphony Orchestra conducted by Michael Gielen.

10. Charles Gounod – Margarethe

Charles Gounod’s music by the Radio-Symphony orchestra of Berlin and conducted by Ferenc Fricsay, also gives impressions of graceful objects speeding through space to the accompaniment of graceful music.

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I’m posting this as a reference point for the rarely seen pressing of 2001: A Space Odyssey Volume 2 that will follow shortly. Download and enjoy.

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A1 Karl Bohm* & Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra*  - Also Sprach Zarathustra (Thus Spoke Zarathustra) 1:37  
  Composed By – Richard Strauss
Conductor – Karl Bohm*
A2 Francis Travis & Bavarian Radio Orchestra*  - Requiem For Soprano, Mezzo Soprano, Two Mixed Choirs And Orchestra 4:04  
  Composed By – Gyorgy Ligeti*
Conductor – Francis Travis
A3 Clytus Gottwald & Stuttgart Schola Cantorum*  - Lux Aeterna 5:50  
  Composed By – Gyorgy Ligeti*
Conductor – Clytus Gottwald
A4 Hervert von Karajan* & Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra*  - The Blue Danube 6:55  
  Composed By – Johann Strauss*
Conductor – Hervert von Karajan*
B1 Gennadi Rozhdestvensky & Leningrad Philharmonic Orchestra  - Gayane Ballet Suite (Adagio) 5:12  
  Composed By – Aram Khachaturian*
Conductor – Gennadi Rozhdestvensky
B2 Ernest Bour & Sudwestfunk Orchestra*  - Atmospheres 7:56  
  Composed By – Gyorgy Ligeti*
Conductor – Ernest Bour
B3 Herbert von Karaja* & Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra*  - The Blue Danube 3:30  
  Composed By – Johann Strauss*
Conductor – Herbert von Karaja*
B4 Karl Bohm* & Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra*  - Also Sprach Zarathustra (Thus Spoke Zarathustra) 1:37  
  Composed By – Richard Strauss
Conductor – Karl Bohm*

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Here’s two video previews of lighter songs with the full album for download below.  Take a moment to check the vids out (they’re only about a minute apiece.) The longer songs get pretty far out with the composition and effects Tomita uses.  I really can’t get enough of early Moog electronic music…especially pieces with a quirky Japanese twist.

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Tracklist

A1   Promenade 1:30  
A2   The Gnome 3:12  
A3   Promenade 1:02  
A4   The Old Castle 5:18  
A5   Promenade 0:34  
A6   Tuileries 0:55  
A7   Bydlo 3:17  
A8   Promenade 1:00  
A9   Ballet Of The Chicks In Their Shells 1:05  
B1   The Two Jews 3:04  
B2   Limoges/ Catacombs 3:56  
B3   Cum Mortuis In Lingua Mortua 2:06  
B4   Baba Yaga (Hut On Fowls’ Legs) 3:50  
B5   Great Gate Of Kiev 6:14

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(The Dream of Gerontius) tells the story of a soul’s journey through death, and provides a meditation on the unseen world of Roman Catholic theology. Gerontius (a name derived from the Greek word geron, “old man”) is a devout Everyman. Elgar’s setting uses most of the text of the first part of the poem, which takes place on Earth, but omits many of the more meditative sections of the much longer, otherworldly second part, tightening the narrative flow.

In the first part, we hear Gerontius as a dying man of faith, by turns fearful and hopeful, but always confident. A group of friends (also called “assistants” in the text) joins him in prayer and meditation. He passes in peace, and a priest, with the assistants, sends him on his way with a valediction. In the second part, Gerontius, now referred to as “The Soul”, awakes in a place apparently without space or time, and becomes aware of the presence of his guardian angel, who expresses joy at the culmination of her task (Newman conceived the Angel as male, but Elgar gives the part to a female singer). After a long dialogue, they journey towards the judgment throne.

They safely pass a group of demons, and encounter choirs of angels, eternally praising God for His grace and forgiveness. The Angel of the Agony pleads with Jesus to spare the souls of the faithful. Finally Gerontius glimpses God and is judged in a single moment. The Guardian Angel lowers Gerontius into the soothing lake of Purgatory, with a final benediction and promise of a re-awakening to glory.

That there’s the synopsis of the The Dream of Gerontius as determined by Wikipedia.  It’s the last line of that which really gets to me: “the soothing lake of Purgatory.”  Ok, so I wasn’t raised Catholic but I’m pretty sure that purgatory isn’t all that soothing.  I mean just look at this artist’s rendition of these dead dudes chilling in that lake:

Yeah, those guys’ asses are on fire. Flames lickin’ everything the eye was not meant to see. So, it’s not really that health spa that Wikipedia makes it out to be.

I was raised Mormon and instead of having Purgatory on our plate we had Spirit Prison. That’s right, it was actually called Spirit Prison. Like most other doctrine in the Mormon religion there wasn’t a good explanation of exactly what that meant. I always envisioned I was going to be locked up in some heavenly Super Jail because I lied to my mom about making the neighbor kid eat grass or something. How exactly does one lock up a spirit? Can’t they walk through walls and all that jazz? Do you get conjugal visitation rights? Do spirits bone? Do they have difficulty maintaining satisfying erections after 60 years in the slammer? So many questions left unanswered.

If we’re going to have to deal with a “soothing lake” until we’re cleansed of our earthly asshole tendencies it better look something like this:

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***Bonus! Check out Tomita’s fantastic Japanese electronic spin on The Planets by clicking here!

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Powerful classical music is the route to take to get pumped.  Forget metal, forget punk, forget crunk, forget techno.  Forget all of it and surround yourself with The Planets.  It’s almost hard for me to sit down and really fully audition this because I instantly want to form a militia and invade Canada.  Invade them with comet cannons and gamma blasters.  Just explode the hell out of them, Intergalactic Style.

And then Sir Adrian Boult made me realize how stupid that idea is with his wise words posted below.  He told me war is stupid and worthless.  It produces nothing but gooey flesh masses, orphaned babes, and really pissed off future-terrorists.  And besides, who really wants Canada anyway?

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Below is a technical description of the album by the conductor , Sir Adrian Boult.  Enjoy

The seven movements of this Suite last for almost an hour in performance.  It must be re-affirmed also that the message of each movement can only be sought in the astrological significance of each Planet–it has nothing to do with mythology, and any though of the personalities of the Greek deities can only lead to misunderstanding of the purpose of the music.  Holst has given a sub-title to each with can help us more than anything else.

The work is laid out for a very large orchestra: 2 piccolos, 4 flutes, bass flute, 3 oboes, cor anglais, bass oboe, 3 clarinets, bass clarinet, 3 bassoons, double bassoon, 6 horns, 4 trumpets, 3 trombones, tenor tuba, bass tuba, 2 harps, celesta, a large contingent of percussion, organ and strings.  In the last movement there is also a small 6-part female chorus.

 

1. Mars, The Bringer of War

It is worth remembering that the composer wrote this in the summer of 1914 and so had no experience of what it describes.

A vigorous rhythmical figure permeates the whole movement against the subjects in longer notes which come and go; it is heard even in the slow middle section, as is the first the side drum and then the trumpets and other instruments remind us of it in every bar.  The piece lasts seven minutes and is planned on a broad ABA basis, al three sections rising to a climax, the second of which plunges us into the return of the main figure, fff, in a crashing unison of the whole orchestra.

I will remember the composer’s insistence on the stupidity of war as well as all its other horrors, and I feel that the movement can easily be played so fast that it becomes too restless and energetic and loses some of its relentless, brutal, and stupid power.

2. Venus, The Bringer of Peace

Nine minutes of beauty act as a wonderful contrast to the shattering music we have just heard.  Pease is expressed here by means of several different figures, first calm, then more active, and finally very slow and quiet.  The movement closes with a rich amplification of the opening.

3. Mercury, The Winged Messenger

Host has here succeeded in making the orchestra give us a perfect impression of winged lightness and speed.  The heavier instruments are, of course, silent, even in the central section (where we have eleven and a half repetitions of a six-bar phrase piling up to the only climax and receding) and we find that almost every bar is in two keys at once.  The music swings rapidly between chords that are almost as distant from each other as is harmonically possible; from this comes a wonderful sense of elusiveness as of quicksilver throughout its four minutes.

4. Jupiter, The Bringer of Jollity

Holst had a Falstaffian sense of Humour, and I can remember his description of Jupiter: “one of those jolly fat people who enjoy life”.  There is no doubt about the fun of Jupiter, and its eight minutes radiate happiness.  For those who like to see the construction of their music, Jupiter has a number of subjects, though they all achieve their balance finally.  ABACABA might perhaps be a rough scheme, though at first A and the third have two distinct sections in them, and the final repeat is quite overshadowed by a powerful reference to C.  Miss Imogen Holst has warned us against linking the slow middle section, C, with the patriotic words with which it was later associated.  The Tune as it stands reflects the good humour of Jupiter, no more, no less.

5. Saturn, The Bringer of Old Age

Miss Holst says that her father was fond of this movement.  He might well be–nowhere is music of greater penetration to be found.  The movement’s nine minutes began with a moving picture of the sorrows of slow and gloomy figure from the string basses.  This grows into a march-like tune in the brass, four flutes go on with the march in slower time–again the trumpets take over and lead us to a terrible climax ith brazen bells in addition.  This subsides for a few bars and we suddenly feel that the Sun is pushing through the clouds.  The basses play again their opening figure, but subtly transformed to show us how beautiful and peaceful old age can be after all.  Quiet trombones, strings and organs all take up the message and the movement ends with calm perfection.

6. Uranus, The Magician

It is interesting that staccato bassoons seem so exactly to reflect the spirit of a magician.  One things of Dukas’s “Sorcerer’s Apprentice” and Host’s “Uranus” as the most obvious examples and it is worth nothing that Holst, who came second, had never heard Duka’s work, or even seen the Score, when he wrote “Uranus”.  The bassoons start their exercises after three forcible repetitions of a four-note figure which permeates the movement, assailing us sometimes form the bass department, sometimes from the drums, and sometimes from the piccolo.  Three bassoons then take over, the most of the orchestra joins in gradually until a rollicking unison tune comes in all the strings.  The music is held up for a moment, and after a loud band on the big drum the four-note figure takes on the rhythm of the bassoons’ dance, and by a magical transformation suddenly becomes the background of a new tun on the tubas.  This works up to one of Holst’s supreme tuttis, and a glissando scale on the full organ casts a spell of sudden silence over the whole picture.  Harps suggest the four-note figure, another stream from everybody follows, and this chord, reduced to nothing, changes colour several times as a magician might, and the notes ppp bring us back to silence after six minutes of magical fun.

7. Neptune, The Mystic

In this final movement every instrument is directed to play pianissimo throughout, and the tone is to be “dead”, except for one moment near the end, when the clarinet plays a succession of notes which might almost b e called a tune in this otherwise tuneless, expressionless, shapeless succession of cloudy harmonies, suggesting as it does in infinite vision of timeless eternity.  We spoke of the end but this is inaccurate, for if it is possible for a piece of music never finish, this is what happens here.  A slow, irregular swing between two distant chords fills nearly every bar of the 3+2 metre, and imperceptibly we become conscious that female voices have joined the orchestra.  Soon the instruments gradually melt away, and the voices carry on with the two swaying chords, whose diminuendo is prolonged until we wonder whether we still hear them or only hold them in our memory, swinging backward and forward for all time.